A unique experience. Like no other cafe Brunchclub have ever been to before. But don't ask us ask who the cafe is actually designed for, that is a dog. Brunch club readers meet LAURA our beloved honoury greyhound otherwise known as Sooky La for reasons obvious in this photograph.
LAURA SAYS: I love Cafe Bones because I get to go outside & off my leash. However I don't really enjoy the other strange creatures that frequent this place who look somewhat like me but are obviously my subordinates especially the little ones who look like cigarette butts. Especially when their owners let them run wild off their leashes & take the attention of my owners & my extended Brunchclub family away from me. Grotesquely, they even defecated in front of my owners whilst my owners were in the middle of their lunch. I do also love this place because I get to indulge my fetish for stealing forbidden food off tables at which distracted or gullible humans sit but again I could do without the competition from my smelly, uncouth & attention-seeking four legged inferiors.
Anyway my owners do love this place & my baby brother (pictured above) quite enjoys the outing here too as long as he's had sufficient sleep the night before.
I think my Aunty Sal & Uncles Brad & Andrew were amused by this place & enjoyed their interactions with the multitudes of canines on offer. However Aunty Sal did struggle in a bronchitis & busted knee state with the long walk required to reach this cafe. Moreover, Uncle Brad didn't seem to be a natural dog-lover ,which I certainly can understand not being one myself, & I get the impression he thought the place a bit low-brow for his upmarket self. Also, he had a traumatic experience whilst sitting alone reading a newspaper only to be attacked by a mob of dogs trying to get into a food bag close to him. My beloved Uncle Andrew seemed to fall in love with this enormous sweaty horse-like monster dog which to me is a betrayl because he promised to stay faithful to me only.
Ok well that's the end of my guest blog. Overall I give Cafe Bones four dog bones out of five, who cares what my owners or the Brunchclub think. I'm off to enjoy another Puppachino.
P.S Brunch club score 19/20 for the quiz. I choose my owners & their friends well!!!
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